This is just so funny to me.

*May 25, 2012 324 hearts reblog*

katara:

is marrying your female friend on facebook the newest way to come out of the closet 


*May 25, 2012 117 hearts reblog*

ssweaterweather:

nickkphoenix:

ssweaterweather:

i’m like a plant only instead of needing water and sunlight to survive i need attention and cute boys to survive

So you’re not really a plant at all

i don’t need your sass nick


*May 25, 2012 155 hearts reblog*

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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
*May 25, 2012 22506 hearts reblog*
skylar102:




 So Far Away - Avenged Sevenfold
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

skylar102:

So Far Away - Avenged Sevenfold


perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator


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pre10tious:

rumour:

pre10tious:

please like this if you’re hot so i can stalk your tagged/me

Reblogging it because I’m not hot, I’m beautiful. Learn the difference, asshole.

Felipe, if this gets 12,000 notes like the last time you did this to one of my posts, then I’m going to fucking kill you. 


*May 25, 2012 448 hearts reblog*
  • american: -says anything-
  • canadian: YEAH? WELL WE HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE, AND GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED

*May 25, 2012 203 hearts reblog*

ender-andrew-wiggin:

Shaming girls and making them feel stupid for not talking to you is the way to go, boys.


thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
*May 25, 2012 86537 hearts reblog*
godheadcomplex:

~*~*~ AIR GIVEAWAY ~*~*~
so today i was walking around my house and i realized that its filled with so much more air than i could ever breathe in a week. naturally i have no use for the excess so as a thank you for -24 followers i am giving away all this fantastic air*!! it is actual, real air up for grabs here ladies n gents
rules: 
reblog as much as you like
follow me
keep your askbox open
become a satanist
if you win, please send me your address and a comprehensive list of your most deadly allergies and we should probably be able to work something out for shipping
*it is not new air. i have breathed some of it. just a little though
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