“On a scale from 1 to Jadeite, how bad at your job are you?”
I’m at about Mimete level.
Sailor Iron Mouse
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
this is for you, bri.
This is really a thing…wow I guess I never thought about it
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
